Tonight was one of the things Tamara found either most fun or most annoying. Bachelor parties. Some were very rude and obnoxious when they got drunk. Some had ridiculously high tips. A fair few had both, which almost made the rudeness okay. Her flaming locks were ready to meet the party head on and her outfit was adorable little colours. The girl loved to gossip around about the many men, wondering if any were rich, single, hot or if they'd pay well. They sometimes had bets about getting the men to drool. Honestly they were so strange! Then again, so was she. Men were all good fun but that was about the extent of her interest these days. Dating? Definitively not on the schedule. Explaining the job you went to just about every night was as stripper in a strip club would not settle in well with any males, or so she guessed at least.
She was not as fast as most of the other girls as they practically jumped the men present by their guesses of largest tips. With a critical glance at the gathered guests (Tamara did do this for the money after all) she set her sights on one that at least didn't look like he was ridiculously drunk yet. Tamara didn't particularly like those. Even if they tipped well mostly she didn't like having their alcohol fuming breath in her face. It wasn't a smell she enjoyed much. So she wiggled her hips and walked over to the man, giving him a coy smile. "Having a good evening, Sir?" She asked with a flirty little smile. Time to get their party started properly.
They were four. Archie, Bill, Gareth and Scott. One of them had already passed out. It was of course Scott, the one who was getting married the day after. He had left Archie, Bill and Gareth to fend for themselves as he sat leaned back in the couch of the strip club sleeping to the loud music that was playing for the dancers. Bill and Gareth were drunkenly discussing politics while as Archie tried to figure out how they were going to get Scott home without his mother noticing them. He was sleeping at his parents’ place, because it was where the wedding was going to take place.
Archie did not feel very drunk. He was sipping to his third glass of firewhiskey, and felt like the most responsible of the four. Bill and Gareth were finally ending their discussing with a cheers and both of them looked up as a very pretty stripper approached the small group. A goofy smile played on Gareth’s face while as Bill got his Slytherin smirk on as he glanced sideways at Archie when the woman greeted him.
“Hello.” Archie smiled back at her, ignoring his friend’s mischievous looks. “Yes, it is very good. You must tell the bar that they put too much alcohol in the drinks.” He chuckled and nodded in the direction of the passed out Scott.
“AAAARCH! Aaaaaarrrch!” Bill finally leaned over the table with empty glasses and showed a galleon. “I wanna buy you a lap dance my friend! I am sure you ministry workers are lonely as hell.” Then Bill turned to the woman (Tamara). “He is veeeery lonely.” The man sang after giving her the galleon.
Archie rolled his eyes at Bill.
“It is really not necessary…” He replied awkwardly.
TAGGED: @tamara NOTES: I wanted to use this gif but I thought it was too inappropriate 0.0
Oh this was one of the drunk groups. Brilliant. Naturally she'd approached the most sober one (instinct maybe?) but she knew the friends would always get involved. It was a thing she supposed. "I'm not sure they can actually filter out the alcohol." She said with a chukcle before the drunken one jumped into the frey. She smiled at the drunk friend. Still money was money and he wasn't bizarly cheap. She twirled the coin in her hands for a moment and then grinned. "Oh I easily believe you Sir. Ministry workers always look so.... stressed to me." She said and she gave the drunken man a wink. Perhaps tonight was going to be fun. Ministry workers were an interesting bunch and this one looked like he'd been dragged here. She'd never had one of those before.
She walked over to him and put a finger to his lips. "Shh. I'm Mayberry Bloom. Just enjoy the moment tonight, okay? I get paid quite a bit and I actually do enjoy my job." She said with a sweet smile. One she barely ever showed to any of the customers. They rarely were reluctant so she rarely felt or saw a need to be anything but extremely flirty with them. She gave him a wink and leaned over to whisper in his ear. "I'd hate to disappoint your friends since they might tip well so please just do me a favour?" She asked and smiled as she pulled back and gave his friends a wink before starting her litle routine. She was hoping he'd just relax and go with it. Best situation was his friends would tip her for giving him a lap dance. Stranger things had happened here.
Tag: @archie Notes: Oh my gosh... look at that GIF xD
”I apologise for my good friend…” Archie started and gave Bill an angry glare as he handed over the galleon to the stripper. “He is all over the place.” The man rolled his eyes, feeling rather silly for having to apologise for his friends to a stripper – she must be used to people like these – or even worse.
Archie studied her from the corner of his eyes. He could not help to wonder what her backstory was. Maybe she was a young mother. A drop out who needed money. Or just someone who saw it as a great job to have without having to sell her own body entirely. It was actually his first time in a strip club, and he could not get himself to treat the dancers like they were dolls only there for their entertainment – well, they were. But would you grab the ass of an actress if she simply passed you by on her way to the stage of the theater? He noticed one of the men reach out for another stripper, and Archie quickly looked away – at least his friends behaved somewhat decently.
Bill whistled the moment Mayberry came over to Archie and placed a finger on his lips. Gareth still sat with a goofy smile on his face, clearly frozen in the moment. The young man blushed slightly. He had no idea what to expect of him, and he made a strange grimace that looked like a smile of defeat before giving the woman a nod.
“Alright Mayberry Bloom. It’s nice to meet you.” Archie replied, but paused as she leaned over and whispered to him that he should just go with it, because his friends might tip her well.
That was something the young man could relate to. Money, work and an ambitious mind. He was like that as well – without taking his clothes off, but each branch was different. Archie nodded and tried to relax as Mayberry started dancing. She was extremely good, and he saw how Bill shoved Gareth so he too could pull out some money for her – Archie did not move, however. He was afraid that he might touch her.
Tamara was quite pleased to actually have a polite customer during a bachelor party for a change but if she was completely honest, his friends were kind of right. Ministry workers were a bit boring. He seemed to have no idea how to relax and enjoy the show. Even his smile and looked slightly constipated to her. What did a girl have to do to release stress for a lad these days? When it came to these kinds of situations the fellow obviously was a bit of a prude. Not that it was a bad thing, it was a bit cute if she was honest. Still, he seemed so awkward it almost made her feel awkward.
Luckily she wasn't thrown all that easily. She just started her performance and threw some well measures winks and glances in the direction of his friends. He was her main target though and she was going to entertain herself if he was going to be shy. Since his friends had requested a lap dance for him this was certainly going to be entertaining for at least one of them. After her initial teasing little dance in front of him she decided to get right down and dirty (well, sort of).
With a few steps she was in front of him. She twirled and sat on his lap, taking his hands in her own and putting them on her body. He was allowed to touch if she gave permission for it after all. He was such a nice fellow that she really didn't mind. Plus she was pretty sure his friends were enjoying this far more than they probably should. If it meant they tipped well she was the last person to complain though. She stood up from his lap again slowly so his hands could slide down over her body (if he didn't pull them back that was) and gave him a grin and a wink before continuing her little dance. At least she was having fun.
Tag: @archie Notes: I do not possess the natural confidence to write this properly so please bear with me on this one >.< It feels super sucky >.<